The Paddington Pigeon was 'spotted' on its belly mwahaha. Oh aren't you glorious. Heavenly. Gammy leg of beauty. Peck peck peck. Fight for your spot. There's a pecking order. Move. No. I won't. Fat pigeons rule. Indave. No, invade. I am the champion pigeon. Get warmed up. Wra Wra.
The song of the pigeon goes: buck buck buck leftovers, leftovers. I spy some Burger King fries, and crumbs from a Big Mac bun king size. buck buck buck leftovers, leftovers.